“Phil is innocent” roughly translates to “I’m too naïve to see past the façade of a 28 year old man with a masters degree keeping his tone appropriate for his younger audience and interpret it as childish ignorance”
i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy”
